SaRiSaRi

Here are 3 of my saved SMS.

I always want you to be secured.
I always want to be there for you when you need me most.
But I can’t fly like SUPERMAN.
I can’t carry planes like SUPERMAN.
I can’t lift an island like SUPERMAN.
But there’s one thing SUPERMAN and I have in common.
Can you remember the line?
I’M ALWAYS AROUND!

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Questions to answer:
Why does round pizza come in squarebox?
If cornoil is made from corn, vegetable oil is made from vegetable, what is baby oil made from?
If 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does she call?
If you drink pepsi and work in a coke factory, will they fire you?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on 4? They’re both dogs.
Can blind people see their dreams.
Do the alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two song above.

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Anong saging ang MATABA?
SABA
Eh yung MALIIT?
SEÑORITA
Eh yung SINUSUBO pati BALAT?
Begins with T..
Sirit na?
TURON

Happy texting!

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On My Way Home - Blog of Ang Kapatiran senatoriable Dr. Martin Bautista.